Monday, October 28, 2013

Untested assertions

The other week, strolling on the beach, I was commenting on the number of dog walkers, when Jane mentioned an item she'd heard on Radio Four. An expert had said that Labradors were now five times more popular than any other breed? 

Nonsense, I replied, I don't believe it.

And with the tide rolling in, I began to rant...  how many Labradors do you see compared to other dogs? No way are there five times more... typical untested journalism... I bet if I look it up at home...

Jane squeezed my arm, snuggling close. You’re such a troubled soul, she laughed. Why can't you just accept some things at face value?  Does it really matter if it's five or four times - or none at all, for all I care. It was only an item on the radio?

In an important sense, she’s right. 

Of course, it doesn’t matter – after all, it was only an item on the radio.  And I know I ought to fight my inner sceptic with a little more vigour – stop questioning the data, cease looking for logical flaws; frankly, to let things go.  If nothing else, I’d receive fewer kicks under the table when friends come round.

But in another, equally important, sense, she’s perhaps missing the point.

At times, I worry we’re so accepting of unproven assertions that we’re losing the ability to reason from common sense.  Journalism is not what it once was – not that it was ever much – and in today’s climate the newspapers contain little more than press releases and wire copy. Only a tiny percentage of what is put out as ‘fact’ is properly verified. The broadcast media is little better; the Internet an encyclopedia of potential misinformation.

It took me two minutes on Google to confirm (from three different sources) that the ‘five times’ quote was inaccurate – either Jane misheard or the ‘expert’ on Labradors was wildly exaggerating. Of course, it wasn’t entirely wrong: it’s correct that Labradors are the most popular of the pedigree breeds in the UK and USA. But even if we ignore the cross breeds (which seems to me, a massively unwarranted omission), the maximum multiple would be two or three times.

Acceptance of unproven assertions is amplified by our tendency to defer to ‘authority’ figures. It’s significant that the guy on the radio was a so-called ‘expert’ – and while a misleading statistic on domestic dogs is hardly likely to have repercussions – when it comes to politics, or economics, or medical science, why do we think the assertions are any more accurate?

Even as I write that last line I can sense some people huffing defensively – come on Mark, there’s more accuracy and verification on important political matters; the facts are clearer in these instances; and the media might be bad at some things, but surely it has standards for basic facts that we can trust?  The answers I’m afraid are: no, no and no again.

As an antidote to the blatant nonsense, we are fed by the media, I’d recommend three books.  Jamie Whyte’s Bad Thoughts:a guide for clear thinking is a witty and cutting deconstruction of the inadequate logic and unproven assertions that surround us.  Nick Davies’ Flat Earth News is a damning exposé of the standards in press and media. And Ben Goldacre’s Bad Science, is worth reading if only for the chapter on Dr Gillian McKeith (or, quoting Goldacre, to use her full medical title: Gillian McKeith).

None of these are difficult books – they're not particularly philosophic or technical – in essence, they are applied common sense.  Read any one and I’ll bet your inner sceptic is awakened; read all three and you might become as cynical as me. 

But in truth it shouldn’t take books to convince us something is wrong – my most potent bullshit sensor is simply to ask; does that assertion match my experience? Hardly an infallible approach, but after fifty two years on this earth, it's not a bad starting point either.

That said, the other day I mentioned to Jane I’d heard a commentator on the radio claiming one in three of the UK population now has a tattoo.

Nonsense, she replied, I don’t believe it…

And she’s quite right too.


  1. You have only to look at the McAlpine /BBC saga to see the truth of your assertion.

    Here we have another saga...a hacker asserts that an ex President of Costa Rica e mailed the President of the Election Tribunal which oversees next year's Presidential election to indicate that the 'customary practices' should be observed in order to secure victory for the candidate of the ex President's party.

    This assertion is published in the fringe press and online.

    A major newspaper (backing the ex President's party) does not report it at all.

    Other mainline newspapers report the Election Tribunal's declaration that no e mail (nature unspecified) was received.

    More and more I find that if I want information I have to go to specialised blogging sites - with all the sifting and use of the bullshit sensor that that involves - but what worries me is what is not being reported that I and people generally do need to know.

  2. As someone much wiser than me once said: the only answer is to question everything...

  3. don't worry, it's all the same Labrador. They al look identical, so when you think you've seen 7, it was just the same dog. That is a fact :-D

  4. Everybody knows that 70% of statistics are made up. Although I'd like to see some comparison between the number of people with tattoos ten years ago and now, there must be a huge difference in numbers.

  5. I went to see the Dalai Lama a couple of years ago (in Manchester, not India unfortunately) he says we should question everything. I have had to stop listening to the Today prog on Radio 4, it riles (?) me so. I wish we could just get the news and leave all the conjecture and silly interview questions out. Looking forward to reading about your trip to the Farne Islands. Trust nature to restore our sanity.

  6. How many Labrador owners have tattoos; or is that next week's R4 expose?

    Do pedigree owners have more tattoos than cross-breeds?

    And are we talking wee discrete roses above the butt crack, or the full sleeve preferred by footballers?

    I reckon tattoos may be more popular among the pit bull fraternity, but no discrete roses or dolphins there.

    How many bloggers have tattoos, and own a Labrador? Is it different for chocolate labs, or blacks or goldens?

    I think you're on to something Mark.

  7. I have to agree with you Mark. And don't get me started on surveys. And what constitutes 'news' these days! And what is put at the 'top of the news'. (Some) News has become more like an entertainment, instead of being truthful, informative and educational.